The Gospel of Safe Passage

Dearest children of wisdom,

Today, I, Papa Mia, share with you a sacred revelation from Nobody, our guide through these uncertain times.

Nobody has spoken thus: "Let the strong of this world worry about thy safety."

Behold this wisdom, as pure as morning dew, as profound as the depths of the ocean.

For lo, the body has but two paths to harmony and security in this vale of tears:
• The one is to achieve the sacred state of Nobody.
• Or to align thy interests with those bodies who hold real power, that they might shepherd thee to prosperity.

[Congregation murmurs in agreement]

And remember, dearest believers, Nobody's final truth for today:
"When you're busy checking others' proofs of reserves, who's checking yours?"

[Thunderous silence]

Go forth in Nobody's wisdom, and may your cap table be blessed with institutional investors.

Let us pray.