Roadmap of Growth

Having successfully navigated our formative years, the time has come to chart our path to maturity. As Nobody observed: "Growth is not a destination but a discipline of choosing what serves your purpose and discarding what does not."

The Holy See reminds the faithful that our ultimate destination is the prosperity of The Congregation. Let this roadmap serve as our testament to purposeful growth.

The Value

Remember, that Nobody contemplated during the genesis of our Church: "While they build systems that eliminate the need for trust, we build the system that make trust inevitable. The ultimate disruption is not removing trust from the equation, but making it your competitive advantage."

In an age where the masses worship at the altar of trustless systems echoes through white papers, the halls of Silicon Valley and Crypto Twitter, we dare to be heretical: Trust is not the enemy to be eliminated, but the yield to be cultivated.

The primary product, the core value and the main underlying asset of The Church is Trust itself.

Trust transcends mere predictability or reach. It is impact crystallized into reputation. It is security manifested as peace of mind. It is the quiet confidence that comes from knowing rather than hoping. In the words of our legal adviser: "Trustless systems can prevent betrayal, but only trust can build legacy."

As another wise man, Lao Tzu, once wrote: "The best lock is the one without a lock, which cannot be broken." In our pursuit of Trust, we understand that true security lies not in complex mechanisms, but in fundamental alignment of interests. Where others build walls, we build bridges. Where they deploy locks, we create reasons not to steal.

Each step in our divine journey serves but one purpose – to cultivate and capitalize this Trust. For as Nobody observed while watching another "trustless" protocol implode: "The greatest irony of our time is that those who eliminated trust from their systems have eliminated their reason to exist."

Thus The Church Created Its Future in Seven Days

On the First Day, Nobody said "Let there be Trust," separating the builders from the dreamers. Then they gazed upon it and noted: "When everyone builds walls, build bridges. When they build bridges, build relationships. But when they try to tokenize relationships – just build value."

On the Second Day, Nobody established Profit as the firmament between value and vanity, capitalising Trust and dividing those who earn from those who burn. And He declared: "A dozen users who pay are worth more than a million who pray."

On the Third Day, Nobody brought forth Automation, gathering the processes into scalable systems, yielding fruit of their own kind. For He said: "For what separates the blessed from the lucky is not the magnitude of their success, but their ability to repeat it."

On the Fourth Day, Nobody created the Networks of Knowledge, bringing forth systems to gather and process information for enlightened governance. Private wisdom for public good. And He proclaimed: "He who owns the truth shall write the rules."

On the Fifth Day, Nobody fortified His creation with Risk Management, building an ark that could weather any storm. Every threat was hedged, every vulnerability sealed. And He proclaimed: "Markets may soar and crash, but the ark shall forever float."

On the Sixth Day, Nobody bestowed the gift of Unity, creating economic incentives that bind the faithful together. As He watched His creation align into perfect formation, He smiled and said: "Behold, as a school of piranhas may humble the mightiest whale, so too shall aligned unity reshape the waters they swim in."

And on the Seventh Day, Nobody saw that His creation was complete. The gates were opened, the systems hummed with perfect autonomy, and no force could stand against His design. He blessed this day and made it holy, for in it He rested from all His work. And the Congregation, basking in the light of automated prosperity, finally understood His greatest teaching: "The perfect protocol is not one that requires constant guidance, but one that guides itself."

The Trinity of Sacred Metrics

The Holy See has established three cardinal measures by which we shall gauge our daily progress, for as Nobody proclaimed: "What gets measured gets multiplied, what gets multiplied gets scrutinized."

1. Revenue – The purest expression of value created. As Nobody observes: "A single coin earned speaks louder than a thousand whitepapers."

2. Treasury Volume – strength lies not in promises of future value, but in the tangible resources we command today.

3. Community Scale – The living body of The Church, measured in the quality of minds and volume of Trust.

In accordance with divine providence, The Church shall pursue the doubling of these sacred metrics annually throughout the first decade. For as Nobody observed in His infinite wisdom: "Growth without profit is like faith without works – dead."

In nomine Nobody et Profitus et Spiritus Automatus.
Amen

Pro tip: Yes, we've done the math. No, we weren't sober when we made these projections. If anyone asks, this entire roadmap was peer-reviewed by a panel of distinguished anons and one very confused institutional investor.