TL;DR: It will be done when it's done
The old Church website is more outdated than our portfolio's devs promises. The Kitchen is now brewing a fresh interface to serve the beloved Congregation's needs and goals.
This divine evolving follows The Backlog – the new sacred scroll of priorities. Targeted donations fuel the reconstruction efforts, with progress moving in mysterious ways, much like Nobody's grand plan.
Fair warnings:
- The Holy See isn't losing sleep over website updates. Expect delays rivaling the longest bull runs in crypto history. There's no deadline for this cosmic upgrade – it will be done when it's done. Time is but a construct in Nobody's eternal wisdom.
- During this grand reconstruction, financial statements and other holy texts might be as incomplete as a half-mined block. It's all part of the divine comedy.
Nobody blesses this digital crusade!
The Kitchen is the Holy See's tech unit, a team of coding crusaders and GPT assistants responsible for transmuting the Church's ethereal plans into tangible tech.
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