Nobody Counts
Think The Church is just another meme-fueled rocket to the moon? Think again, anon.
While Nobody might work in mysterious ways, The Church operates on cold, hard data. Every prayer answered, every soul saved, every satoshi stacked — Nobody measures it all.
To flex supreme dominance The Holy See has decreed these Divine Metrics:
- Revenue,
- Treasury Size,
- Fan Base
The current target is to double down on everything.
Why? Because Nobody does things by halves.
All data laid bare. Nobody’s watching, and so can you.
Treasury
Valuation
Assets Performance
Performance tips: Increase Donations, Increase Mining Capacity
Equipment
BTC Miner Status
All Good and HealthyValidator Status
All systems are fineWarning!
During the website reconstruction period, the published financial and accounting statements may be delayed and contain incomplete data.
Prepared by St. Stephen,
The Treasurer
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