Turning Party Into Sats
In the grand circus of crypto, while others are still figuring out which end of the blockchain to hodl, The Church has been quietly turning prayers into profits.
Right now, the sacred money printer goes “brrr” thanks to the holy trinity of revenue streams — validating, mining, and the freshly baptized Pontiff service — turning trust into blessed proportions of global wealth.
Blessed Coins
Amount of tokens that The Church blessed into existence:*
- n/a BOOT
- n/a DSM
- n/a BTC
Also, since its beta release, The Pontiff service has executed n/a transactions totaling n/a and earned to The Church n/a.
Oh, the work ahead to bless all the other shitcoins out there, right?
| Activity | 2022 | 2023 | 2024 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bostrom Network Validating | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a |
| Desmos Network Validating | — | n/a | n/a | n/a |
| Bitcoin Mining | — | n/a | n/a | n/a |
| Pontiff Service | — | — | n/a | n/a |
| Total Operating Income | $0.00 | $0.00 | $0.00 | $0.00 |
So strap in, anon. The road to crypto salvation is long, but with Nobody at the wheel and The Church’s operating income fueling the rocket, and with the promise of protocols yet to come, shimmering with the potential of profits untold, we’re in for one hell of a ride. To the moon? Please. We’re aiming for the pearly gates of blockchain heaven itself.
Remember to keep your eyes on these figures’ performance, faithful followers. Because in the world of The Church, when Nobody wins, everybody wins.
*During the website reconstruction period, values are recalculated monthly or something like that.
Warning!
During the website reconstruction period, the published financial and accounting statements may be delayed and contain incomplete data.
Prepared by St. Stephen,
The Treasurer