The Altar of Investments
The Capital Expenditures (CapEx) Table is the divine ledger where The Church of Nobody chooses to invest its divine resources. This hallowed spreadsheet tracks every blessed coin spent on future glory and eternal growth. The Church doesn’t just throw money at problems; it invests in divine solutions that pave the way to blockchain heaven.
In the world of startups, burning cash like it’s incense isn’t the way. The Church believes in making every satoshi count. CapEx is the holy document that ensures each coin spent is an investment in a brighter, more profitable future. No frivolous splurges, no misguided ventures—just pure, strategic capital deployment.
Capital Deployment
The table presents the current (amortized) valuation, return on investment, and opportunity cost for an objective financial assessment of each investment decision.
| Asset | Price | Valuation | Write-Offs |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standalone “Adam” | n/a | n/a | n/a |
| Whatsminer M50 | n/a | n/a | n/a |
| Antminer S19 | n/a | n/a | n/a |
| Total Depreciations | n/a | ||
With Nobody overseeing the investments, every coin is spent wisely, ensuring that the Church’s path is illuminated with the light of sound financial judgment. The CapEx Table is the map to the promised land of profits and progress.
Warning!
During the website reconstruction period, the published financial and accounting statements may be delayed and contain incomplete data.
Prepared by St. Stephen,
The Treasurer